"Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most..." -Ozzy Ozbourne-

Things other people have said, for which I wish I could take credit...

• "Our very hopes belied our fears,
  Our fears our hopes belied.
  We thought her dying when she slept,
  And sleeping when she died." -The Death-Bed
  
  
• "For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return." -Genesis, III, 19
  
  
• "Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
  And thus the native hue of resolution
  Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought." -Hamlet, III, 1
  
  
• "There is a Reaper, whose name is Death,
  And with his sickle keen,
  He reaps the bearded grain at a breath,
  And the flowers that grow between." -The Reaper and the Flowers
  
  
• "Cowards die many times before their deaths;
  The valiant never taste of death but once." -Julius Caesar, II, 2
  
  
• "And the earth was without form and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep." - Genesis 1,2
  
  
• "Golden lads and girls all must,
  As chimney-sweepers, come to dust." -Cymbeline, IV, 2
  
  
• "I saw Eternity the other night
  Like a great ring of pure and endless light." -The World
  
  
• "Beware the fury of a patient man." -Absalom and Achitophel, I
  
  
• "I never think about the future, it comes soon enough." -Albert Einstein, Dec. 1930
  
  
• "Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat." -The Wages of Hate
  
  
• "Wide is the gate and broad is the was that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat." -Matthew, VII, 13

The Best Page in the Universe   This is a personal website loaded with text-based opinion pieces that seem to make most people really angry. (Read the hate mail section to see what I mean.) The page is updated weekly, and I like to see what the writer has to say.

Lameking   This is Spooner's gift to the web. He's a pretty funny guy with some interesting perspectives on life, liberty, etc... I frequent the site simply because there is nothing else to do when I'm at work...

Mullet's Galore   This is one of the most tasteless humor sites that I think I've ever seen. I love it. View at your own risk though, as some content may not be suitable for anyone!

The Onion   Ok, so this site is just plain awesome. The whole premise is a newspaper with real sounding articles, people, and facts. This may not sound so great at first, but just read a few headlines, and everything will become clear.

Robot Frank   This site seems to be nearly dead. Updates are few and far between, but the archives, diary, etc are still worth a read when boredome strikes.

Sin's Metal News   This is, as far as I can tell, one of the definitive metal websites. It's got breaking news, updated many times daily, and a fairly extensive review section detailing CD releases and concerts.

The Spark   I used to be much more amused by this site than as of late. They, sadly, seem to have sold out to blatant corporate sponsorship. Still, the page is worth viewing for anyone who's never been.

TubeNet   This is a tuba bulletin board full of generally usefull information coupled with inarticulate people precariously balanced on their soapboxes...

Webtender   This is one of the greatest "mixology" sites ever. You can browse at your leisure, or simply enter your ingredients, and it brings up every drink imaginable -- with ratings even!

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