"Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most..."
-Ozzy Ozbourne-

Stuff regarding me about which most people could care less... Personal Info

To see a few more entertaining pics, click here...Random Pictures

Things other people have said, for which I wish I could take credit...

Click here for some music quotes that I appreciate...Music Quotes

The following link contains various expositions that I've written over the last number of years. Some lyrics that I've written can be found on this page, as well as a number of assignments involving thoughts and opinions on various matters. Much of the content of this section is not for the weak of mind or heart.

Dave's Prefered Pages...

The Best Page in the Universe   This is a personal website loaded with text-based opinion pieces that seem to make most people really angry. (Read the hate mail section to see what I mean.) The page is updated weekly, and I like to see what the writer has to say.

Lameking   This is Spooner's gift to the web. He's a pretty funny guy with some interesting perspectives on life, liberty, etc... I frequent the site simply because there is nothing else to do when I'm at work...

Mullet's Galore   This is one of the most tasteless humor sites that I think I've ever seen. I love it. View at your own risk though, as some content may not be suitable for anyone!

The Onion   Ok, so this site is just plain awesome. The whole premise is a newspaper with real sounding articles, people, and facts. This may not sound so great at first, but just read a few headlines, and everything will become clear.

Robot Frank   This site seems to be nearly dead. Updates are few and far between, but the archives, diary, etc are still worth a read when boredome strikes.

Sin's Metal News   This is, as far as I can tell, one of the definitive metal websites. It's got breaking news, updated many times daily, and a fairly extensive review section detailing CD releases and concerts.

The Spark   I used to be much more amused by this site than as of late. They, sadly, seem to have sold out to blatant corporate sponsorship. Still, the page is worth viewing for anyone who's never been.

TubeNet   This is a tuba bulletin board full of generally usefull information coupled with inarticulate people precariously balanced on their soapboxes...

Webtender   This is one of the greatest "mixology" sites ever. You can browse at your leisure, or simply enter your ingredients, and it brings up every drink imaginable -- with ratings even!

*This page will always be under construction, as the various bits of information regarding the life and times of ME change throughout the years. If you find yourself somewhat disconcerted, or just plain don't like it, come back some other time, maybe it'll be better then.*

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