No tax, but you've got to pay for the ketchup.



For those that didn't know, I recently got to trek across Germany not once but two times in order to pick up and drop off Sarah. Zittau, being on the eastern front, (Polish border), is just a little far away from Cologne, (French border). You'd think someone would've clued Sarah into that before buying plane tickets, but maybe not... :] (Just kidding!)

Continuing, the first trip involed me traveling to East Berlin, waiting overnight in the station (1am to 5:30am), and then going the rest of the way to Cologne in order to meet Sarah at the airport. After meeting her, together we travelled to Frankfurt where we caught a fast train to Dresden, which connected us to Zittau by way of two trains and a bus. All in all, my trip time was something like 25 hours, and hers, with flights and trains, was around 27. Surprisingly enough, baring the comments in the 24.11.2003 update, everything went pretty smoothly.

After a nice week of time together, we began our return journey this past Friday. Lets just say that the "smoothness" accompanying entire nights in trainstations and unexpected Deutsche Bahn oddities was not exactly a repeated phenomenon.

To start, we got a late departure from Zittau on Friday, as I was seemingly incapable of getting myself in motion. After hitching a ride to the trainstation with John's roomate, we had an uneventful ride to Cottbus and then on to East Berlin. Things began getting a little confounded here. We had reserved a hotel that was within a 2km radius of the trainstation. The thing was, we had no idea which direction, or even where to find a map.

After getting some food, we decided to catch a cab, and made our way relatively cheaply to the hotel. They had a 24hr check-in, so we got our room, (which was very large, and pretty nice for only 45eu), and managed to get a decent night worth of rest.

The next day was spent wandering Berlin, trying to see sites, shopping, and just enjoying the day together. Stress was only induced after being late for our first selection in trains back to Cologne. To compound things, we hadn't yet found a place to get on the internet in order to reserve our next night's hotel stay. After getting back to the trainstation, we found an internet cafe, but everything reasonable within 5km of the Cologne station was booked.

In the end, we got a room 6km away, searched around for a bit, caught another cab, (16eu each way), and made it to the last hotel around 1am. The real problem here was that Sarah's train the next morning left at 5:54, and she had to check in with Lufthansa. (airline) How the airline is affiliated with the trainstation, I will never understand, but they are, so we ended up getting about 3hrs of sleep, and then having the desk attendant call us another cab so as to make our way back to the station.

Trains left, planes left, more trains left, and everything went smoothly for all right up until I hit G�rlitz. I'd just like to take this time to say that if and when I'm in charge of the planet, my first order of business will be to evacuate G�rlitz, and then incinerate the whole friggin city with lasers. The place has to have some sort of evil hellspawn-like power in which all forces are concentrated on completely and utterly annoying my travel plans.

For example, over the summer, we had to catch a bus back to Zittau after our G�rlitz portion of the visit. The driver stunk, and was mean to us, always yelling to be quiet. That wasn't really anything by comparison to the next encounter. It happened on a trip to Dresden and in the process, managed to leave Corinne and I trapped in some sort of seemingly Satanic vortex all night, exhausted, freezing, and alone, waiting for another train or bus to come along and take us home.

This time, it wasn't quite so severe as it was annoying. My train pass that had worked the whole way through two trips cross country was all-of-a-sudden invalid on the train between G�rlitz and Zittau. Imagine that, just deciding that Dave hadn't been through enough, and should be forced to pay an additional 5eu just to slowly drag himself out of the gravity well aimed at hell that is G�rlitz.

In any case, the people there seem nice enough, as one of my roomates is from there, as is John's friend Mike. Furthermore, my favorite beer of Germany also is brewed there. With this in mind, I say, the brewers can use their recipe elsewhere, and the people can relocate, spreading their powerful knowledge and skills involving the repulsion of evil to the corners of the earth. (They'd have to have skills like that in order to survive in such a place...)

Ok, I'm done ranting. The story from here is boring, and goes as follows: I walked home. I'm happy to be here, needless to say, and am looking forward to some much needed rest. Until next time...



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